hey kids, I’m Entity
(yes that’s my name. short form is Enn. it’ll be on my birth certificate in one year.)
got bored so i thought i’d introduce myself
if I had a religion it would be coca cola and Quentin Tarantino movies
also maybe fire. probably fire.
I’m an ADULT
(you can’t read that but it says I’m an adult)
I was looking for a mirror to hold up with that thing so you could read my birthday (it’s normal now but it looked backwards in the camera for some reason) but instead I found a Jones soda bottle cap that just said “Imagine whirled peas”
not shitting you. seriously not shitting you.
oh god, how do I make it so that you can read this
fuck a duck, never mind