hi

hey kids, I’m Entity

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(yes that’s my name. short form is Enn. it’ll be on my birth certificate in one year.)

got bored so i thought i’d introduce myself

if I had a religion it would be coca cola and Quentin Tarantino  movies

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also maybe fire. probably fire.

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I’m an ADULT

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(you can’t read that but it says I’m an adult)

I was looking for a mirror to hold up with that thing so you could read my birthday (it’s normal now but it looked backwards in the camera for some reason) but instead I found a Jones soda bottle cap that just said “Imagine whirled peas”

not shitting you. seriously not shitting you.

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oh god, how do I make it so that you can read this

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fuck a duck, never mind

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