this town is like a tidal wave rolling, rising up over your shoulder
you can run but you won’t get away
you’re not Indiana Jones running from a rolling boulder
this place is a freakopolis
there’s no stopping this
this town sucks.
hey kids, I’m Entity
(yes that’s my name. short form is Enn. it’ll be on my birth certificate in one year.)
got bored so i thought i’d introduce myself
if I had a religion it would be coca cola and Quentin Tarantino movies
also maybe fire. probably fire.
I’m an ADULT
(you can’t read that but it says I’m an adult)
I was looking for a mirror to hold up with that thing so you could read my birthday (it’s normal now but it looked backwards in the camera for some reason) but instead I found a Jones soda bottle cap that just said “Imagine whirled peas”
not shitting you. seriously not shitting you.
oh god, how do I make it so that you can read this
fuck a duck, never mind